Opinion
Book Of Nonsense Revisited
Book of Nonsense was written in 1846 by one Edward Lear, an English illustrator of bird books. Serious students of the works of William Shakespeare will know about King Lear whose three daughters, Goneril, Regan and Cordelia, were put to test with regards to who among them loved their father most. But the Book of Nonsense and its author have nothing to do with Shakespeare’s King Lear, neither has the theme of the book anything to do with ornithology. Rather, it is a book of idiom.
It has become needful to revisit the Book of Nonsense because of the relevance of its theme with regards to events playing out in Nigeria currently. The Book of Nonsense is all about idioms, parables, satires and lessons that can be absorbed only by persons with highly developed intuitive faculty. It is true that the author of the book was associated with the illustration of various species of birds and their peculiar life-styles, but he also used his keen knowledge of the behavioural patterns of birds, to convey vital messages to humanity.
The title of the book alone illustrates the light-hearted and humorous manner that Lear adopted in his work. Yes, describe his story and the message there in as nonsense, but the author adopted his peculiar style as a means of letting obtuse humanity leave him alone, while the import of his message would be grasped later by discerning readers. Simple truth is not obtrusive, neither does it beg for the ears of everyone.
First and foremost, nature and creatures that allow themselves to be guided by the instructions of nature, fare better than those that ignore such instructions. Like The Song of a Goat, wise people heed the message rather than consider first the status of the messenger. But myopic and obtuse humanity would want to consider the status of a speaker or messenger, before deciding whether or not the message deserves to be listened to.
Today, Nigerians under various platforms, are holding conferences and discussions, engaged in all kinds of arguments over various issues, for the purpose of finding solutions to numerous problems and challenges facing the nation. Those who argue forward and backward without coming to terms with the vital issue at stake; or deliberately evade the issue because of its sensitive or intimidating nature, usually prolong the state of instability. The book containing the dreaded issues would be considered as a book of nonsense.
Perhaps, 99.9% of Nigerians may not know the most outstanding issue of contention in the country; and perhaps, the few who know would not want to be seen as singing the song of a goat. This is how we stand now as a nation. From Shakespeare’s Troilus and Cressida we have the following admonition: “for pleasure and revenge have ears more deaf than adders to the voice of any true decision. Nature craves all dues be rendered to their owners”. Readers who may not know about Troilus and Cressida may have heard about Helen of Troy! A movie.
The Book of Nonsense is a book about human cleverness, whereby the bitterness of truth turns it into nonsense. A society that cultivates such propensity breeds more lawyers and court jesters and flatterers. Jonathern Swift, a British satirist, told us that “the law that lawyers know is the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black white, according as they are paid”. Someone described Nigeria as a nation of “Pocket-lawyers” where everybody knows how to bend the truth.
Perhaps, using a few reported cases for purposes of illustration, the reader may have some ideas about the issues that this article is pointing at. A news headline titled: “Federal Projects: FG Refuses to Refund Rivers Funds – Wike”; the governor made the following statements: “Of all the 36 states of the federation, it is only Rivers State that they refused to refund resources used to execute federal projects. Rivers State is also the only state that they refused to return PAYEE funds that accrued to the State”. The governor went on to say: “I am not one of the governors who will sell their people because they are struggling for relevance”.
Discerning readers would not consider the above statements of a state governor as nonsensical, but as giving a far-reaching insight into real politics. Religious festive seasons are usually characterized by prayers and supplications to the Powers Above for blessings, benevolence and mercies, but words not backed and followed up by actions rarely go to heaven.
Recent utterances from various quarters give the impression that saying the truth with regards to the real situation in the country is equivalent to talking nonsense or being “anti-establishment”. Perhaps, fawning and flattering culture would make more sense in the country. For example, a number of Nigerians have been heard to say that there is nothing wrong with the state or structure of the country. Perhaps, everything is wrong with those who see the need to re-visit the “book of nonsense” to see if we can grasp some relevant message.
Indeed, there is much to gain from listening to the Song of a Goat, or reading the Book of Nonsense. From Shakespeare’s King Lear, the message is that flatterers and fawning court jesters are not usually the most patriotic people, neither are those who point out the truth, the enemies of kings and rulers. From Edward Lear, the author of the Book of Nonsense, the message is that those who consider truth bitter, often resort to blackmail, calumny, tumult and oppression in order to make nonsensical what makes sense.
A situation in which “a section of the country think and behave as if Nigeria was a gift to them” makes some sense when such a statement comes from a senior cleric.
Dr. Amirize is a retired lecturer at the Rivers State University, Port Harcourt.
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