Opinion
Irony Of Tinubu/Shettima Bishops
The drama and intrigues of 2023 began long before the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) released the election timetable. The wave of politicians who were jumping from one political party to the other in the hope of improving their electoral fortunes was nothing new. In fact, is expected.
The Nigerian political drama series have a fixed timeline, and every four years a new season is released with never-ending twists and turns like Indian soap operas on Zee World; but instead of getting better, things are falling apart, and the centre is currently unable to hold.
The 2023 season of the Nigerian political drama served us a one in a lifetime episode last week; the setting was the Shehu Musa Ya’ Adua event centre in Abuja. And the event was the unveiling of the APC vice presidential candidate, in the person of Senator Kashim Shettima of Borno State. However, it was a low-budget episode that was poorly written; and the cast included people from a nearby motor park. To make matters worse, both the director and the costume designers did a terrible job; and as a consequence, the reputation of the main producer, Bola Armed Tinubu’s has been marinating in the mud since last week Wednesday.
The APC tried to plagiarise a line from the 1964 American musical fantasy film; Mary Poppins, directed by Robert Stevenson. The film had a song describing how a spoon full of sugar helps a bitter medicine go down. Tinubu and his APC knew that the idea of a Muslim – Muslim ticket, or Alhaji and Alhaji, as some persons called it, is a bitter pill for christians across the country to swallow. Therefore, to create a sense of acceptance by the Christian community in the country, Tinubu, Shettima, and APC hired some upcoming Bishops, according to the Director of Media Communication of the Tinubu Campaign Organisation, Mr Bayo Onanuga.
The Shettima Bishops as they are referred to in some quarters were attired in a mishmash of orthodox vestments, particularly of the Roman Catholic Church. But Mr Onanuga lied or spoke out of ignorance when he used the term upcoming Bishops because there are no upcoming Bishops in the Roman Catholic Church. Aside from the Pope, Cardinals, and Archbishops, the position of a Bishop is the peak of a clergyman’s carrier. It could take as much as twenty years to become a Bishop in any orthodox church.
Nigerians are cognisant of various shades and categories of churches, and pastors, so they are not surprised. But APC’s deception and shame are already out in the public square. Their Bishop recruiting committee, because of endemic corruption was unable to pay some of the bishops the amount agreed when they met with them in their Motor Park Cathedral. According to one of the bishops, Joseph Odauda, who spoke to the People’s Gazette, that the APC promised to pay each of them the sum of N100, 000, but some of them received N40,000, while others got a paltry some of N30,0000 for their appearance.
Why was it necessary to deceive Nigerians? The presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, chose political expediency over national unity; and his choice of a Muslim from the North speaks to the value, relevance, and capacity of Christian APC members of that region. It creates an unhealthy perception of entitlement for some, and subjugation for others.
Political elites and some religious bigwigs in the North are always trying to sell to Nigerians the idea that the northern electorate is a monolith, controlled by the levers of religion and tribe. This idea is mischievous and most unfortunate, because in some states in Northern Nigeria, there might be more Christians than Muslims. And in some other states, the Hausa and Fulani ethnic groups might actually be in the minority. In fact, the use of the Hausa language as a lingua franca bellies the true nature of the demography of Northern Nigeria. That is the issue for another time.
The APC, by its action, is telling the Nigerian voter, particularly Christians, that they have no stake, or say in who rules this country; and that their sensibilities do not matter. Already, the average politically aware Christian must have come to the unfortunate conclusion that a win for the APC in 2023 would cement twenty-four years of Muslim rule. It would be unprecedented, and it might change this country forever. Even now, after only seven years of President Buhari’s administration, it is very hard to recognize this country.
The APC might have elected to field a Southern presidential candidate to beguile Nigerians into thinking that they are the party of equity. But Nigerians are not fooled. Their vault face was apparent to all when they delayed and severely postponed their presidential primaries because of the uncertain outcome of the primaries of the major opposition, PDP. Their duplicity was as clear as glass then.
Going by the performance of Tinubu as governor of Lagos State, Nigerians know that he will be multiple times better than President Buhari. But they are also aware that Buhari’s misrule and mismanagement of the economy in the past seven years have significantly dwindled Tinubu and APC’s electoral fortunes. Another note of caution for Nigerians is that APC’S presidential candidate is no longer the man he used to be, age has taken its toll on him. Even though no one knows exactly how old he is.
In APC’S 2023 presidential calculus, a Muslim – Muslim ticket seems the only variable capable of remedying the albatross of their eight years of misrule, and mismanagement of our economy and diversity. Nigeria is indeed a secular state; however, every aspect of our national life, including politics has a religious component. For instance, aside from Independence Day and Workers Day, all other national holidays are religious holidays of the two major religions in Nigeria, namely, Christianity and Islam.
Beyond public holidays, some Muslim groups led by MURIC are agitating that Muslim students should not be compelled to write national exams on Friday, because of Jumat prayers. In addition, every federal building, including all Central Bank offices across the federation has Mosque. Even though we are a very religious people, there was a time when the religion of the person in power never mattered.
Those were the golden years of national unity, when a Southern presidential candidate, a Muslim, could pick a Northern running mate, also another Muslim, yet win an election. That was in 1993, when MKO Abiola won the presidential election on the platform of the Social Democratic Party, SDP, with a landslide, with Baba Gana Kingibe, a Northern Muslim.
Nigeria is in the valley of the dry bones, with only a flicker of hope. Presently, the country is bleeding, and on life support, unable to breathe because of the nepotism, tribalism, and the unbridled religious sentiment of the current administration. But the party in power is applauding and giving itself accolades whereas the average Nigerian finds it difficult to feed his family with one square meal a day.
The pantomime Nigerians saw last wednesday was enough to show that another eight years of lies and deceit is loading. But Nigerians are now wiser, and votes are beginning to count, as evidenced in the off-season elections in Ekiti and Osun recently. Hopefully, in 2023, a consensus candidate representing every dream of the ordinary Nigerian will win.
By: Raphael Pepple
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