Opinion
Book Of Nonsense Revisited
Book of Nonsense was written in 1846 by one Edward Lear, an English illustrator of bird books. Serious students of the works of William Shakespeare will know about King Lear whose three daughters, Goneril, Regan and Cordelia, were put to test with regards to who among them loved their father most. But the Book of Nonsense and its author have nothing to do with Shakespeare’s King Lear, neither has the theme of the book anything to do with ornithology. Rather, it is a book of idiom.
It has become needful to revisit the Book of Nonsense because of the relevance of its theme with regards to events playing out in Nigeria currently. The Book of Nonsense is all about idioms, parables, satires and lessons that can be absorbed only by persons with highly developed intuitive faculty. It is true that the author of the book was associated with the illustration of various species of birds and their peculiar life-styles, but he also used his keen knowledge of the behavioural patterns of birds, to convey vital messages to humanity.
The title of the book alone illustrates the light-hearted and humorous manner that Lear adopted in his work. Yes, describe his story and the message there in as nonsense, but the author adopted his peculiar style as a means of letting obtuse humanity leave him alone, while the import of his message would be grasped later by discerning readers. Simple truth is not obtrusive, neither does it beg for the ears of everyone.
First and foremost, nature and creatures that allow themselves to be guided by the instructions of nature, fare better than those that ignore such instructions. Like The Song of a Goat, wise people heed the message rather than consider first the status of the messenger. But myopic and obtuse humanity would want to consider the status of a speaker or messenger, before deciding whether or not the message deserves to be listened to.
Today, Nigerians under various platforms, are holding conferences and discussions, engaged in all kinds of arguments over various issues, for the purpose of finding solutions to numerous problems and challenges facing the nation. Those who argue forward and backward without coming to terms with the vital issue at stake; or deliberately evade the issue because of its sensitive or intimidating nature, usually prolong the state of instability. The book containing the dreaded issues would be considered as a book of nonsense.
Perhaps, 99.9% of Nigerians may not know the most outstanding issue of contention in the country; and perhaps, the few who know would not want to be seen as singing the song of a goat. This is how we stand now as a nation. From Shakespeare’s Troilus and Cressida we have the following admonition: “for pleasure and revenge have ears more deaf than adders to the voice of any true decision. Nature craves all dues be rendered to their owners”. Readers who may not know about Troilus and Cressida may have heard about Helen of Troy! A movie.
The Book of Nonsense is a book about human cleverness, whereby the bitterness of truth turns it into nonsense. A society that cultivates such propensity breeds more lawyers and court jesters and flatterers. Jonathern Swift, a British satirist, told us that “the law that lawyers know is the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black white, according as they are paid”. Someone described Nigeria as a nation of “Pocket-lawyers” where everybody knows how to bend the truth.
Perhaps, using a few reported cases for purposes of illustration, the reader may have some ideas about the issues that this article is pointing at. A news headline titled: “Federal Projects: FG Refuses to Refund Rivers Funds – Wike”; the governor made the following statements: “Of all the 36 states of the federation, it is only Rivers State that they refused to refund resources used to execute federal projects. Rivers State is also the only state that they refused to return PAYEE funds that accrued to the State”. The governor went on to say: “I am not one of the governors who will sell their people because they are struggling for relevance”.
Discerning readers would not consider the above statements of a state governor as nonsensical, but as giving a far-reaching insight into real politics. Religious festive seasons are usually characterized by prayers and supplications to the Powers Above for blessings, benevolence and mercies, but words not backed and followed up by actions rarely go to heaven.
Recent utterances from various quarters give the impression that saying the truth with regards to the real situation in the country is equivalent to talking nonsense or being “anti-establishment”. Perhaps, fawning and flattering culture would make more sense in the country. For example, a number of Nigerians have been heard to say that there is nothing wrong with the state or structure of the country. Perhaps, everything is wrong with those who see the need to re-visit the “book of nonsense” to see if we can grasp some relevant message.
Indeed, there is much to gain from listening to the Song of a Goat, or reading the Book of Nonsense. From Shakespeare’s King Lear, the message is that flatterers and fawning court jesters are not usually the most patriotic people, neither are those who point out the truth, the enemies of kings and rulers. From Edward Lear, the author of the Book of Nonsense, the message is that those who consider truth bitter, often resort to blackmail, calumny, tumult and oppression in order to make nonsensical what makes sense.
A situation in which “a section of the country think and behave as if Nigeria was a gift to them” makes some sense when such a statement comes from a senior cleric.
Dr. Amirize is a retired lecturer at the Rivers State University, Port Harcourt.
Bright Amirize
Opinion
Empowering Youth Through Agriculture
Quote:”While job seeking youths should continuously acquire skills and explore opportunities within their immediate environment as well as in the global space through the use of digital platforms, government, corporate/ multinational organizations or the organised private sector should generate skills and provide the enabling environment for skills acquisition, through adequate funding and resettlement packages that will provide sustainable economic life for beneficiaries”.
The Governor of Rivers State, Sir Siminalayi Fubara, recently urged youths in the Rivers State to take advantage of the vast opportunities available to become employers of labour and contribute meaningfully to the growth and development of the State. Governor Fubara noted that global trends increasingly favour entrepreneurship and innovation, and said that youths in Rivers State must not be left behind in harnessing these opportunities. The Governor, represented by the Secretary to the State Government, Dr Benibo Anabraba, made this known while declaring open the 2026 Job Fair organised by the Rivers State Government in partnership with the Nigeria Employers’ Consultative Association (NECA) in Port Harcourt. The Governor acknowledged the responsibility of government to create jobs for its teeming youth population but noted that it is unrealistic to absorb all job seekers into the civil service.
“As a government, we recognise our duty to provide employment opportunities for our teeming youths. However, we also understand that not all youths can be accommodated within the civil service. This underscores the need to encourage entrepreneurship across diverse sectors and to partner with other stakeholders, including the youths themselves, so they can transition from being job seekers to employers of labour,” he said. It is necessary to State that Governor Fubara has not only stated the obvious but was committed to drive youth entrepreneurship towards their self-reliance and the economic development of the State It is not news that developed economies of the world are skilled driven economies. The private sector also remains the highest employer of labour in private sector driven or capitalist economy though it is also the responsibility of government to create job opportunities for the teeming unemployed youth population in Nigeria which has the highest youth unemployed population in the subSahara Africa.
The lack of job opportunities, caused partly by the Federal Government’s apathy to job creation, the lack of adequate supervision of job opportunities economic programmes, lack of employable skills by many youths in the country have conspired to heighten the attendant challenges of unemployment. The challenges which include, “Japa” syndrome (travelling abroad for greener pastures), that characterises the labour market and poses threat to the nation’s critical sector, especially the health and medical sector; astronomical increase in the crime rate and a loss of interest in education. While job seeking youths should continuously acquire skills and explore opportunities within their immediate environment as well as in the global space through the use of digital platforms, government, corporate/ multinational organizations or the organised private sector should generate skills and provide the enabling environment for skills acquisition, through adequate funding and resettlement packages that will provide sustainable economic life for beneficiaries.
While commending the Rivers State Government led by the People First Governor, Sir Siminilayi Fubara for initiating “various training and capacity-building programmes in areas such as ICT and artificial intelligence, oil and gas, maritime, and the blue economy, among others”, it is note-worthy that the labour market is dynamic and shaped by industry-specific demands, technological advancements, management practices and other emerging factors. So another sector the Federal, State and Local Governments should encourage youths to explore and harness the abounding potentials, in my considered view, is Agriculture. Agriculture remains a veritable solution to hunger, inflation, and food Insecurity that ravages the country. No doubt, the Nigeria’s arable landmass is grossly under-utilised and under-exploited.
In recent times, Nigerians have voiced their concerns about the persistent challenges of hunger, inflation, and the general increase in prices of goods and commodities. These issues not only affect the livelihoods of individuals and families but also pose significant threats to food security and economic stability in the country. The United Nations estimated that more than 25 million people in Nigeria could face food insecurity this year—a 47% increase from the 17 million people already at risk of going hungry, mainly due to ongoing insecurity, protracted conflicts, and rising food prices. An estimated two million children under five are likely to be pushed into acute malnutrition. (Reliefweb ,2023). In response, Nigeria declared a state of emergency on food insecurity, recognizing the urgent need to tackle food shortages, stabilize rising prices, and protect farmers facing violence from armed groups. However, without addressing the insecurity challenges, farmers will continue to struggle to feed their families and boost food production.
In addition, parts of northwest and northeast Nigeria have experienced changes in rainfall patterns making less water available for crop production. These climate change events have resulted in droughts and land degradations; presenting challenges for local communities and leading to significant impact on food security. In light of these daunting challenges, it is imperative to address the intricate interplay between insecurity and agricultural productivity. Nigeria can work toward ensuring food security, reducing poverty, and fostering sustainable economic growth in its vital agricultural sector. In this article, I suggest solutions that could enhance agricultural production and ensure that every state scales its agricultural production to a level where it can cater to 60% of the population.
This is feasible and achievable if government at all levels are intentional driving the development of the agricultural sector which was the major economic mainstay of the Country before the crude oil was struck in commercial quantity and consequently became the nation’s monolithic revenue source. Government should revive the moribund Graduate Farmers Scheme and the Rivers State School-to-Land agricultural programmes to operate concurrently with other skills acquisition and development programmes. There should be a consideration for investment in mechanized farming and arable land allocation. State and local governments should play a pivotal role in promoting mechanized farming and providing arable land for farming in communities. Additionally, allocating arable land enables small holder farmers to expand their operations and contribute to food security at the grassroots level.
Nigeria can unlock the potential of its agricultural sector to address the pressing needs of its population and achieve sustainable development. Policymakers and stakeholders must heed Akande’s recommendations and take decisive action to ensure a food-secure future for all Nigerians.
By: Igbiki Benibo
Opinion
Of Protests And Need For Dialogue
Quote:“.Across Abuja, Anambra, and Lagos, a common thread emerges: a disconnect between authority and empathy. Government actions may follow policy logic, but citizens respond from lived experience, fear, and frustration. When these realities collide without dialogue, the streets become the arena of engagement”
It was a turbulent week in the country, highlighting the widening gap between government intentions and public perception. From Abuja to Anambra and Lagos, citizens poured into the streets not just over specific grievances but in frustration with governance that often appears heavy-handed, confrontational, or insufficiently humane. While authorities may genuinely act in the public interest, their methods sometimes aggravate tensions rather than resolve them.
In Abuja, the strike by workers of the Federal Capital Territory Administration (FCTA) and the Federal Capital Development Authority (FCDA) under the Joint Union Action Committee (JUAC) brought the capital to a near standstill. Their demands included five months’ unpaid wages, hazard and rural allowances, promotion arrears, welfare packages, pension and National Housing Fund remittances, and training and career progression concerns. These are core labour issues that directly affect workers’ dignity and livelihoods. Efforts to dialogue with the FCT Minister reportedly failed. Even after a court ordered the strike to end, workers persisted, underscoring the depth of discontent. Threats and sanctions only hardened positions.
The FCT crisis shows that industrial peace cannot be enforced through coercion. Dialogue is not weakness; it is recognition that governance is about people. Meeting labour leaders, listening attentively, clarifying grey areas, and agreeing on timelines could restore trust. Honesty and negotiation are far more effective than threats.
In Anambra, protests by Onitsha Main Market traders followed the government’s closure of the market over continued observance of a Monday sit-at-home, linked to separatist agitation. Governor Chukwuma Soludo described compliance as economic sabotage, insisting Anambra cannot operate as a “four-day-a-week economy.” While the governor’s concern is understandable, threats to revoke ownership, seize, or demolish the market risk escalating tensions. Many traders comply out of fear, not ideology. Markets are social ecosystems of families, apprentices, and informal networks; heavy-handed enforcement may worsen resistance. A better approach combines persuasion, dialogue with market leaders, credible security assurances, and gradual confidence-building. Coordinated political engagement with federal authorities could also reduce regional tensions.
In Lagos, protests erupted over demolition of homes in low-income waterfront communities such as Makoko, Owode Onirin, and Oworonshoki. The state defended these actions as necessary for safety, environmental protection, and urban renewal. While objectives are legitimate, demolitions drew criticism for lack of notice, compensation, and humane resettlement. Urban development without regard for human consequences risks appearing elitist and anti-poor. Where demolitions are unavoidable, transparent engagement, fair compensation, and realistic relocation must precede action to maintain public trust and social stability.
Across Abuja, Anambra, and Lagos, a common thread emerges: a disconnect between authority and empathy. Government actions may follow policy logic, but citizens respond from lived experience, fear, and frustration. When these realities collide without dialogue, the streets become the arena of engagement.
Democracy cannot thrive on decrees, threats, or bulldozers alone. Leaders must listen as much as they command, persuade as much as they enforce. Minister Wike should see labour leaders as partners, Governor Soludo must balance firmness with sensitivity, and Lagos authorities should align urban renewal with compassion and justice. Protests are signals of communication failure. Dialogue, caution, and a human face in governance are not optional—they are necessities. Police and security agencies must respect peaceful protest as a constitutional right.
By: Calista Ezeaku
Opinion
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