Opinion
Tale Of The Iroko
Nature, in its wisdom, teaches us lessons through various and numerous occurrences and experiences of life. The literatures of the theology of various religions are awash with allegories, anecdotes, metaphors, proverbs and other dark sayings that are loaded with these lessons. Also, creative writers have used prose and poetry to capture these lessons through philosophical depositions and lyrics. This piece gives the account of a freak occurrence and the inherent lessons of life.
During the administration of Police Commissioner Fidelis Oyakhilome as Governor of Rivers State, Dr. Felix Wigwe was appointed Commissioner for Education and, in his place as Principal of School of Basic Studies (now Port Harcourt Polytechnic), Port Harcourt, Mr. Aaron M. Ikuru (now His Majesty) was appointed in an acting capacity.
During his very brief but positively eventful tenure, Ikuru decided to fell a giant iroko tree in the school premises. On hearing the intention, elders of Rumunkara Community, landlords to the institution, insisted that some sacrifices had to be offered before felling the tree to avoid calamitous consequences. This was unacceptable to Ikuru based on his religious beliefs.
Insisting on his stand, Ikuru brought a lumberjack one Saturday morning. Standing defiantly at a distance from the iroko tree, Ikuru watched as the lumberjack carefully attacked the tree from certain angles with the objective of ensuring that it fell into the football field. In view of the controversy that surrounded the decision and action, students and staff (including yours truly) also stood by at a safe distance. Lo and behold, the iroko fell as expertly guided by the lumberjack and everyone heaved a sigh of relief; the matter was over, so it seemed.
With the felling of the iroko tree, the skinny and very tall wild palm tree that stood beside the iroko now stuck out like a sore thumb. Ikuru instructed the lumberjack to also fell the palm tree and drove away. I retired to my apartment but many students were up and about the grounds.
From the inner recesses of my apartment, I heard the strained buzz of the motorized saw as it cut through the tough fiber that constitutes the trunk of the aged palm tree. Eventually, I heard a loud thump indicating the felling of the palm tree. Sadly, the relief I felt was short-lived as the sustained sound of shrilly screaming by students rent the air. I jumped to the living room, peeped through the window and saw students running pell-mell in and out of a crowd that gathered around what seemed like someone under the middle of the fallen palm tree.
My first thought was that the palm tree had fallen on a student; so I quickly ran to the scene. Behold, the palm tree had partly buried the bare-bodied lumberjack in such a way it was difficult to pull him out. Someone was screaming at the students to stay away and allow free flow of air around the victim; he also said we should not attempt to pull him out without the presence of a nurse. At that time, I rushed to the Registrar and requested for his official car; he refused the use of the car which was a four-door Peugeot and was ideal for the assignment unlike my two-door VW Beetle.
In desperation, I mischievously distracted the Registrar, grabbed the key of the car from the table and dashed to a nearby hospital. There, the staff nurse refused to assign a nurse to go with me on the grounds that it was the prerogative of the doctor who was, unfortunately, not there at the time. I threatened to ensure that the doctor and the nurse would never practise their profession in Nigeria if she did not secure approval and to assign a nurse to me. To my pleasant surprise, she called and obtained the approval, and I sped away with the nurse.
By the time we returned with the lumberjack, the doctor had arrived. They asked me the victim’s name, which I did not know; then they asked me to deposit some money, which, rather sadly, I did not have either. I told them I never met the man in my life and that I had no money but offered my wristwatch with the promise to return on Monday with money to retrieve it. Therefore, they wheeled him to the theatre.
A few minutes thereafter, there was a loud scream and the shout of “De Nick! De Nick!!” from the theatre. Immediately, the staff nurse was led out of the theatre in tears. Quite confused, I prodded one of the nurses and she said that the lumberjack is the younger brother of the husband of the staff nurse. Iin African tradition, that is as good as her husband. Shortly thereafter, Aaron Ikuru arrived; I briefed him on the situation, retrieved my watch and returned the Registrar’s car.
Back on campus, I inquired what actually happened and was told that the palm tree proved very stubborn and refused to bend in the direction the lumberjack wanted. The fact is that, in the quest for photosynthesis, the wild palm tree leaned away from the iroko tree and standing like the Tower of Pizza, it was bent towards the driveway. Meanwhile, there was a student sitting in a car and obviously laying his manifesto to a girl smack on the path towards which the palm tree bent. Seeing the danger, the lumberjack rushed to the young man to alarm him but before he knew it, the palm tree fell on him; the young man and the girl escaped unharmed.
Did Nick survive? Yes. His family paid me a visit of gratitude some months thereafter and it was delightful.
There are basically three lessons of life learnable from this anecdote. Initially, I was inclined to use the phrase, inanimate neighbours in qualifying trees; then, I consulted the dictionary and saw lifeless, dead, non-living as synonyms of inanimate. So, I asked myself thus: are trees lifeless? The answer is obviously No! They are very much alive. They live a full life alongside humanity in an intricate symbiosis. Are we living in harmony with them? Are we listening to them? Aren’t there things we could learn from them if we learn to listen to them?
Bertrand Russell and others of old did; my grandfather and my uncle Lazarus did and many more in humanity still do; but these constitute a micro minority.
Sadly, in Africa where this know-how (technology?) preponderated, we inanely allowed alien philosophies to denigrate it to the point we idiotically abandoned a know-how that holds the secrets of the nutritional and medicinal properties of herbs, plants and trees.
Secondly, I was threatening the staff nurse towards saving the life of her “husband” and she was making things very difficult for me. If Nick had died, she would have lived with the guilt the rest of her life and Nick himself would have harbored some degree of anger towards her in the inner recesses of his heart, forever. And of course, Nick’s wife and children would never have forgiven her if they were privy to the drama. This episode is illustrative of the saying “the stone you regularly throw in the market may one day hit your mother.”
Thirdly and finally, the episode also teaches us to realize that in whatever position and wherever we find ourselves, irrespective of the seeming height, we should harbor a human heart. “Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the [natural] law” (Matt. 7:12). It’s a small world.
Osai is of the Rivers State University, Port Harcourt.
Jason O. Osai
Opinion
Hurray! Another Feather For Fubara
Before the Saturday, October 5, Local Government Council Election to midwife the rebirth of elected Local Government administrations in Rivers State, it was hard on me to believe that general elections can hold in Nigeria without the Nigerian Police and other statutory security organisations’ participation to provide security. So when the Abuja High Court restrained the Nigerian Police from giving security for a seamless, hitch-free election processes, I was startled on the security of election materials, adhoc staff of the Rivers State Independent Electoral Commission (RSIEC) and the voters, even though legal luminaries posit that it is not within the ambit of Federal courts to legislate on Local Government matters. Many people thought that the Inspector-General of Police’s decision to promptly obey judicial orders would either truncate the process or trigger voter apathy.
However, the outcome: violence-free, massive participation of voters even the participation of those who confessed that they had not exercised their franchise in the last 24 years of Nigeria democratic dispensation, does not only prove me wrong but also speak volumes of a people yearning for self determination at the grassroots. It also shows that the time of a marked departure from the ugly, repressive and dictatorial past has inevitably come to an end. It underscores the emergence of a new political order and structure that are the prerogative of the people and a function of legitimacy from the people, not a structure that is a product of a coercive, repressive , and other measures that negate democratic values and norms. For once, Rivers people have sent a message that they remain a distinct political entity with the right to decide who leads them.
The people of Rivers State, from the Ikwerres, the Kalabaris, Etches, Ndonis, Wakirikes, Andonis, the Ekpeyes, Ogonis, Abuans and several other micro ethnic and language people as a resilient and brave people have gained consciousness to dislodge the human instrument that perpetrates oppression even as Karl Marx said, “It is only when people are conscious of the fact that they are oppressed can they rise to dislodge the instrument that makes the oppression possible”. The October 5, Local Government Election, shows that despite its ethnic and language diversity Rivers State is homogeneous, united in corporate interest and goal. Rivers people have proven that general election without the presence of Nigerian Police is possible. Some voters have also alleged that considering the peaceful election achieved without the presence of Nigerian Police, the crisis-ridden elections in Nigeria may have been the architecture of the Police. Some believe that their presence poses a discomfort to voters and an uneasy calm in voting environment.
Now that it is possible to conduct elections without them the Federal and Sub- national electoral bodies can reduce cost of conducting elections. The huge budget allocated to security for election purposes presupposes waste, so can be channeled to other critical sectors. This laudable achievement-a peaceful election without Nigerian Police would have been elusive without the peaceful, mentally and emotionally matured, God-fearing disposition and Rivers First mantra of the Executive Governor, Siminalayi Fubara. The Governor’s passion for peace and development even amid provocative and inciting statements by detractors and enemies of Rivers State, has endeared him to the people and whittled down the influence and relevance of the opposition in Rivers State. It is not gainsaying the fact that in recent times, the Nigerian Police has flagrantly violated professional, ethical and moral standards.
The high command seems to have sacrificed their statutory obligations to the people on a whim for personal relationships and filthy lucre. They seem to have allowed pecuniary gains to dull and cloud their sense of reasoning and their primary statutory responsibilities of crime detection and prevention, protection of lives and property. The occupation of Local Government Council Secretariats in the 23 Local Government Areas of Rivers State by the Nigeria Police, preventing Caretaker Committees and staff of Local Government councils to access their offices to carry out legitimate duties when States with caretaker administrations functioned without Police interference, is a dent on the credibility and integrity of the Nigerian Police. At the wake of the political upheaval in Rivers State, the Executive Governor of the State, Sir Siminalayi Fubara, received his dose of the rascality of some men of the Nigerian Police. Canisters of water were shot at the Governor as gleaned from viral videos and other media outfits.
How could the Nigerian Police have descended so low to derecognise the Executive Governor who is the Chief Security Officer of Rivers State? What came on them to compromise their duties to the people and Government of Rivers State? How on earth could they have deemed serving the interest of one man in Abuja is paramount and transcends that of the generality of Rivers people? The Nigerian Police by their inactions and untoward activities in Rivers State, tried to convey a false assumption that there are two Governors in Rivers State. This animosity on the state lends support for the quest for and against State Police. A State Police formation will be necessary, Purpose-driven and effective under a cool-headed, humane, objective and listening governor like Governor Fubara. However, a State Police in control of the opposition in Rivers will be the German Nazis – an instrument of torture, oppression, and autocratic governance.
The Nigerian Police should be and be seen to be professional, neutral, non- partisan, conscientious and sagacious in their conduct, if they must earn the respect of the people. The Nigerian Police and the Judiciary should resist the allures of being used as anti-democratic institutions to truncate Nigeria’s hard-earned democracy. No doubt every profession has its hazards. If the challenges of a profession do not allow a person to uphold integrity and ethical standards, it is better to quit the job. It is honourable to die for what you know is right than living for the shadow, and the mundane. When money and wealth are lost, nothing is lost but when integrity is lost everything is lost.
Igbiki Benibo
Opinion
As Nigerians Await Tinubu’s Cabinet Reshuffle…
That President Ahmed Bola Tinubu plans to reshuffle his cabinet is no more any secrets. Before now many notable Nigerians, civil society groups, socio-cultural bodies and even Mr President’s party, the All Progressives Congress (APC), have called on the president to weed-out non-performing officials from his government in the face of worsening hardships engendered by poorly conceived and implemented federal government policies. Mr President had himself hinted at heeding the calls when he warned that top government officials whose periodic performance reports turn out poor would be dropped from his government. “If you are performing, nothing to fear. If you miss the objective, we’ll review it. If no performance, you leave us. No one is an island and the buck stops on my desk,” President Tinubu had warned cabinet members and other top government officials, during a three-day retreat last November. Since then, a Central Delivery Coordination Unit headed by Presidential Special Adviser on Policy Coordination, Hadiza Bala-Usman, has been established to receive ministerial reports and measure performances. But while the criteria for performance verification and rating remain unknown, no publication has been made by the unit since its inception.
Nearly a year after inauguration, Tinubu’s cabinet remains the same in the face of worsening state of affairs, except for the suspension early this year, of Humanitarian Affairs and Poverty Alleviation Minister, Dr Betta Edu, following a financial scandal that so embarrassed the administration. Many had long expected far-reaching measures from President Tinubu to reverse the worsening economic hardships in the country. However, after rising unrests culminated into major nation-wide protests in August, and another billed for October, grapevine sources inside the presidency revealed frantic considerations of the calls for cabinet change. But would Mr President play to the gallery by appearing to yield to popular demands, or has he finally reckoned that rising poverty is pushing the nation towards breaking points, hence the need to re-tool? As lofty as the ‘Renewed Hope Agenda’ sounded, to many ordinary Nigerians, the reality of the mantra is nothing but abysmal failures.
But having dragged for months, it appears the supposed tonic of cabinet reshuffle poses a hard nut to crack for Mr President, which had set herculean tasks for presidential aides to continuously deny the hushed effort, until presidential spokesperson, Mr Bayo Onanuga, finally acquiesced to the veracity of the rumours. Ever since, the whirling vortex of rumours shifted from it being a possibility, to how soon it comes, much as speculations now brew on who makes or has made the new list, and who gets or got dropped from the current. Intense lobbies said to have been mounted at the presidency may have caused Mr President so much distractions to force him scamper abroad with the unfinished list, on a pretext of going on vacations. The inability of Mr President to make swift changes that quickly respond to urgent challenges reflects the complexity of our system and how sourcing for trusted technocrats, contending with vested interests and the need for political balance, may hamstring a government’s ability to maneuver through troubled times.
It is note-worthy however, that lasting solutions to many of Nigeria’s problems lie much not in cabinet make-ups than in corruption and the lack of sincere, political will to getting problems solved, which situates Mr President at the centre of blames for much of our nation’s current woes. For instance, if Mr President is determined at tackling Nigeria’s major economic failures of recent past, the first consideration should be to critically review the declining performance of the ministry of petroleum resources, which serially became lacklustre since the portfolio got vested on Mr President’s office since from the time of President Mohammadu Buhari in 2007. With the sole heartbeat of Nigeria’s mono-economy entrapped at the very busy office of Mr President, who has no time to over-see the day-to-day affairs of the petroleum sector, yet is so immuned to accountability summons, no one should wonder why the petroleum industry, as well as the Nigerian economy, has degenerated ever since. Coupled with general insecurity, the decline in official petroleum production data since then led to dwindling foriegn exchange, ballooning official debts and the current general inflation.
As for the performance of the ministry of defence, whose past lapses led to the destabilisation of Nigeria’s agricultural sector by bandits, the current momentum at last, against terrorism and banditry, looks encouraging. But while it is worrisome that sources reveal that some saboteurs who fraternise with terrorists also seat in our nation’s high offices, the direct accusation by a sitting governor against no smaller personality than the current minister of state for defence, is an alarm that should not be neglected. Even as the accused denies and reverses the accusation, government should beware that the presence of such controversial figures is a burden to the image of government. Mr President also needs to take serious reviews at the performance short-comings of our nation’s ministry of interior which over-sees law enforcement and compliance establishments. Bedevilled by corruption, inadequate financing and institutional weaknesses, some of these institutions fall short of expectations and reportedly bow most times, to the whims of corruption. The current Bobrisky saga for instance, has put the Nigerian Correctional Services and the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in gloom spotlight, and reflects how badly our institutions may have been compromised.
It is advisable however, that the move to scrap the Humanitarian Affairs Ministry may not be good for ordinary Nigerians who pass through the harshest consequences of the policies of this administration. Even if the ministry faces distrust from many due to years of non-transparent distribution of reliefs worth billions, and from which so many vulnerable Nigerians did not get a dime, Nigerians still desperately in need of bail-outs would prefer a disciplined and better managed public welfare ministry. The current situation in the country requires the collective concentration of all to ensure full recovery. The president should therefore beware of cabinet members who would let themselves be drawn to divisive political grand-standings that not only drain energies needed to restore the economy, but distract the focus of his government at tackling pressing challenges.
So, as Nigeria and Nigerians await President Tinubu reshuffle his cards for another chance at good governance, history beckons on him to set name and good marks, in gold.
Joseph Nwankwor
Opinion
Adult Delinquency In Public Space
Over the years, the remarks of Konrad Adenuar, (January 6, 1876 – April 1967), a former Chancellor of Western Germany, that ”in view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He (God) did not also limit his stupidity”, has continued to agitate the minds of critics including public affairs analysts. This comment, which put succinctly, highlights God’s unfairness for supposedly setting definite limit on man’s wisdom (intelligence) but failed to set the same limit on man’s stupidity, has attracted wide spread condemnations from different sects; christians and non christians alike. Similarly, some critics, largely writers, hold the sentiment that society should not concentrate on juvenile delinquency alone but should also be concerned about what some identified as “adult delinquencies” since societal ills,grievious misdemeanors are traceable to adults, some of whom are leaders of thoughts occuping high offices.
Nigeria is replete with gutter Languages in public spaces deserving of concern and attention. One classic example is the recent outburst of Senator Adams Oshomhole, a former Governor of Edo State. It would be recalled that Senator Adams Oshomhole referred to the wife of the Governor of Edo State, Mrs Betsy Obaseki, as a barren woman.Truly, it could be said that Mrs Betsy Obaseki stoc the crisis when she referred to the governorship aspirant of All Progressive Congress (APC) Monday Okpebholo, as a man without a wife. Political campaigns should be undertaken or conducted to discuss issues and not insults to enable the electorate choose a credible leader who can provide solutions to societal challenges. No doubt, it is regrettable that a former labour leader, governor and now a serving Senator, Adams Aliya Oshomhole, considered as highly experienced to exhibit civility, maturity and superior acumen in a challenging situation such as this, particularly when viewed against the backdrop that the comrade- senator was not speaking at a political rally ground.
Recently, the West, particularly Europe, is returning artefacts stolen from ancient Benin Kingdom more than a century and thirty years ago which politicians can discuss with respect to diversifying the economy as well as provide solutions to numerous difficulties facing Edo State and Nigeria at large.Worse still, can any parent boast of having or rearing children by his or her self as to scorn an expectant family?. In the same way, the German statesman Konrad Adenuar cited above once noted: “History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided”. For instance, the former governor of Kaduna State, Nasiru El-Rufai, once told foreign powers planning to interfere into the 2019 general election to jettison the plan otherwise they would leave in body bags.’Body Bag!’.
The expression “leave in body bags”, is not befitting of a serving governor in all ramifications. As if that was not enough, the current Senate President and former Governor of Akwa Ibom State Senator Godswill Akpabio, referred to the contribution of a fellow law maker Natasha Akpoti Uduaghau as a “Night Club Comment”.This was another sad commentary and bad public communication made by a public office holder of equal ranking with a fellow colleague, because all senators are equal and therefore, the remarks by Senator Akpabio was regrettable even though he had apologized for his unfortunate outburst. Denigration of any sort should not be an option in pilloring the women folk in public places.
In fact, elder statesman, Pa. Edwin Clark, recently called on the Inspector of Police and President Tinubu to arrest the minister of Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Chief Nyesom Wike, for saying he (Wike ) will put fire in the states of PDP governors and officials who want to interfer with his political structures in Rivers State.To put fire is ambiquous and has frightening implications. The Bible is apt and ever correct when in proverbs 15:1 noted that “Soft answer turns away wrath but grievous words stir up anger”. The remarks cited above traceable to public officials and leaders in public spaces show pride, selfishness, arrogance and are capable of igniting crisis, if not nibbed in the bud. In addition to the provision of infrastructure, elected leaders must learn the acts of engaging in public communication, speaking life and not hate speach to build society for the better.Jesus Christ speaks in John 6:63 thus: “The words I speak they are Life and Spirit”.
It is instructive to observe that before David killed Goliath in it is recorded in 1st Samuel Chapter 17:24 – 45, that Goliath was very insultive, boastful, denigrating the army of Israel at the battle field before a non-soldier in the person of David over powered him- Goliath. Pride, they say, goes before the fall of man. This is why leaders in positions of trust should retrace their steps and be mindful of the words they speak and transmit in communicating with the electorate,fellow polititicians or their party members to engender peace in the polity and promote peaceful co-existence in Rivers State and Nigeria at large. The time to act is now.
Baridorn Sika
Sika, is a public affairs analyst.